Online Pimpin (POF / OKCupid Screenshots)

[squattincassanova]

[squattincassanova]

This one is just a brag screenshot lol. I'll add more good content ones later.

[Yazumato]

With facebook is easy, often i need to talk to girl like for 5-10min and i hawe number and a date

[squattincassanova]

With facebook is easy, often i need to talk to girl like for 5-10min and i hawe number and a date

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

[Wolf]

Nice, do you invest "so much" energy on your openers too? im just curious, since the opener is a big point..

[mattf013]

Nice, do you invest "so much" energy on your openers too? im just curious, since the opener is a big point..

God damn it this mother fucker is witty

[Yazumato]

Dont hawe screens, you still wont understand my language, it's not english. But yah basicaly girl giving her number on her own will, ewen i didnt ask her

[gtu2004]

Dont hawe screens, you still wont understand my language, it's not english. But yah basicaly girl giving her number on her own will, ewen i didnt ask her

you should post translated script

[kep]

damn that's nasty! (in a good way)

If that's you in your picture, that makes complete sense. With the way you talk, damn you're invincible!

[SPU]

Holy shit dude! You're a fucking boss. Is it because of your body or the way you talk to girls? Just in case I get six-pack. Will they throw themselves to me? Or.. do I have to master both first?

[Neri]

Holy shit dude! You're a fucking boss. Is it because of your body or the way you talk to girls? Just in case I get six-pack. Will they throw themselves to me? Or.. do I have to master both first?

Personally I would say it's from the way you carry yourself. If you're confident in your body and yourself, it'll come across and that right there is attractive.

Take being fit as bonus points. You can be confident in the way you look and still attract women, but either way get fit/ripped. Not just to impress but also because you're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.

[Lancelot]

Personality comes first in reality, but with a shitty photo online girl's will be mostly unreceptive of you.
That said if you have a killer body but no personality girls will be turned off in the real world...
Sooo get a nice body and personality?

[squattincassanova]

Looks and good pictures matter a lot on dating sites... so is being witty and funny too. Fortunately bodybuilding, photography, and sarging are my hobbies.

Hey guys, can we ask less dumb questions and post more awesomeness?




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(this triple post above was kind of gay...oh well)

[BloodShotz]

The Asian invasion is coming!

[rotanho]

good looks and fit body will make sure more girls are neutral or receptive to you.

Having a fitter body will make you more confident as well.

I like this guy's comments. But a fit body makes it super easy to get dates online. I mean I have zero skills with women but I have been training for a long time. I tried online shit once and put out a (fucking cheesy) shirtless picture on my profile, spent a good while writing my profile and the girls would send my tons of messages. The problem I found was that online girls here were not quality girls. Most were fat or seemed otherwise crazy. It was also discouraging because I felt like the girls only looked at my profile picture.

But I want to emphasize that take nothing away from this guy, he has much more skills than I do.

[BangBoomDone]

Well it's pretty normal. Which girls end up looking for guys online?

Girls that think they can't get guys in their everyday life? Girls that don't like to party? Girls that can only talk freely online but are too awkward in real life?

You'll find that the proportion of girls with mental disorders online is HUGE compared to the proportion of all girls with a mental disorder in the entire population.

Couldn't agree more.

Or even they aren't who they say they are. This whole catfishing thing has gotten pretty big.

[gyu]

I actually really enjoy watching your in field videos! Didn't know you are actually on this forum too, pretty cool.

Any screen shots of your profile (the content not the username) or can you make a vid/post about how to make your profile more appealing?

[squattincassanova]

I actually really enjoy watching your in field videos! Didn't know you are actually on this forum too, pretty cool.

Any screen shots of your profile (the content not the username) or can you make a vid/post about how to make your profile more appealing?

Its not the best, I think its overly cheesy. But here it is!




About Me
Hello smart, successful, vibrant, good looking people of POF! I made my profile awesome with tons of eye candy and intellectually stimulating topics just for you! If you went to a 4 year university, holla! If you're sexy and you know it and you work out, come at me! If you're well traveled and you want to swap stories of far away lands, I'm all ears baby!

I'm kind of like an onion… no not the pungent and make you cry kind! Unless you diss my mom, then maybe I will make you cry. I'm talking about the layers! Imagine: from a distance, at a beach, you see a tall dashing handome lad, well groomed wearing with a custom tailored shirt. Your first impression is wow, Mr. GQ. Then all a sudden comes a level 5 hurricane; the 200 miles per hour wind blows off his shirt and jeans and all that is remains in terms of clothing is his tattered boxer-briefs. You see his shredded 8-pack and massive quads and you ask yourself, "Who is this muscular heavenly blessed beauty? Does he share the genetics of the divine? Perhaps Zeus himself?!".

He sees you are in distress, so he carries you in his arms to higher grounds. To protect you from the elements, he builds you a tree house with nothing but a paper clip and a Q-tip. You ask him, "are you MacGyver!?". "No", he said. Then he comes closer and whispers in your ear "Even smarter, I'm Asian who studied Chemical Engineering".

Then he tells you stories of his worldly travels from Asia to Europe to Central America. You are drawn into his charisma, his wit and humor. One minute he's gazing into your soul, the next minute he's aloof. It drives you crazy and you just want to win him over. Eventually you two (I'll stop right there, but if you want a sampler of the ending, you can go read Fifty Shades of Grey :P)
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Lived overseas, Tennessee, and Nebraska briefly but mostly grew up in Seattle, Washington. Went to University of Washington, and studied Chemical Engineering. Came down to California to chase golden opportunities. Work for medical company designing heart implants. Girls ask what I do, I tell them I fix broken hearts . I love going to Vegas, you meet so many rich, intelligent, well traveled people, its insane. You might bump into me at XS or Marquee and if you're pretty, I might come up and talk to you.

I enjoy comedy; performed at the National Comedy Center down in San Diego. Sometimes I'll go to The Improv in Brea or Ontario. I also love photography and I have a CANON digital SLR that I carry with me wherever I go. Here is a secret I will only tell you.... when you have a big camera, people just assume you know what you are doing and will listen to your orders without thinking. Try crashing a wedding with a camera, it really works.

Since I'm Asian, 99% percent of my body is hairless with the exception of the top of my head and eyebrows. I shave my Mr. Snuffaluffagus and my ass is rounder and smoother than Elmer Fudd's bald head... its epic to the point where Black girls come up and be like: "WTF?! how do you do that?". If you like hairy men, sorry, I am not for you...perhaps try Steve Carell. I also keep myself clean... but not to the extreme of Howie Mandel. I do however refuse to touch bathroom door knobs and if you shake my hand with sweaty palms, I will most likely squirt some Purell.

First Date
I usually prefer coffee shops... that way if you are a total creeper, I can make a dash for it. I don't know how many times I have been physically violated on the first date it’s not even funny. I'm not just some sexual piece of meat, I have feelings you know! If we get along, I will take you to my bedroom, and in my walk-in closet leads to a fantasy land more adventurous than Narnia (yes there will be a movie about it) where you get to whack hobbits and ride dragons.

Sometimes I bring my Canon 600D with me on my random escapades. If I catch you picking your nose, it's totally going on my Facebook!

I will always open doors, walk on the side closest to the street, carry miscellaneous bags, offer my jacket when its cold etc etc. I usually pay for the date but if the girl insists because shes independent, I think that's pretty sexy too.


>>>>>>>>PS. I HATE bad breath / odor / hygiene. Before a date, I always shower, floss, Listerine, brush my teeth, brush my tongue, put on cologne. I expect you to have the same courtesy. I don't care how good looking you are, if you greet me with bad breath or the same clothes you've been wearing all day at work, I will storm out of there faster than Usain Bolt.

[gyu]

Your profile is hilarious! you DHV fo sho