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    what are some FUNNY/WITTY texts u can send a girl

    title says it all.
    thanks in advance.

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    Whatever comes out naturally. If something funny happened that day embellish on it or tease her in a flirty way. Just make sure YOU find it funny and most likely she will too.

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    I frequent a body building forum which Jason, Kong and Jesse also visit from time to time. Here's a few of the golden lines from there:

    -If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
    -Hello heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is utterly divine and everlasting.
    -I've had a crush on you for years.
    -You should be an archaeologist-why?-Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.
    -Happy mother's day-What!? I'm not a mother-Yet, coming over now.
    -Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
    -I will rape you if I get the chance.
    -I think my penis just died-Random response-Can I bury it in you?-random response-Now where am I going to find a coffin that big?

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    ^ You forgot "please respond".

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    Junior Member Ignite's Avatar
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    Here are a few one two jokes I like to send.

    1. What did the traffic light say to the car?
    2. Don't look, I'm changing.

    1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    2. Because he felt crummy.

    If she ever responds negatively like "those are so lame", just text back "lol my 9 year old niece said the exact same thing. ". This works because you are basically calling her a little brat without directly saying it.

    These are teasing.

    Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy peoples. But DON'T WORRY! You should be safe I'm only texting to say goodbye :P

    Stop thinking of me, I'm tingling.

    I saw an army of Oompas, short peoples are breeding too fast.

    These are some of my first text I send after I got a number.

    Did you run into any other cute guys today? - during day game

    What kinda of chaos are you causing now?

    Cold numbers.

    Press 1 if you are alive. Press 2 if you are in life threatening danger, an army of highly trained ninjas will come and rescue you.

    I just saw the cutest little squirrel in the park gathering nuts and it made me think of you :P


    Remember you are born to live.
    Don't live because you are born!
    Don't go the way life takes you...
    Take life the way you go!
    Last edited by Ignite; 02-12-2012 at 05:20 PM.

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    Member merveil's Avatar
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    BAD jokes ? hmm not really a good idea
    My thread about Music to have sex to:http://simplepickup.com/forum/showthread.php?1015-What-music-to-have-sex

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    Itís really great posts.
    Last edited by Diankypita; 06-01-2014 at 05:50 PM.

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