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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This is the only holiday of the year where society says screw the romanticism, the flowers, the fancy dinner, and celebrate your life by being sexually active in the new year: you should be getting laid today, or at the very least, a quick makeout session with any hot girl. Why?
Girls Are Looking For A Guy
Be it in the movies or in our very own history books; it’s a common mandate that girls are looking to find someone to do something sexual with on New Years. Girls are just hornier on this day because they don’t want to be reminded how lonely they were (on this day) for the next 364 days ahead.
They want to get rid of their potential loneliness.
To make this “someone” you, you’ll have to know the type of girls you’ll bump into on this day.
The Relationship Girl
Be careful with this one.
I’m not a fan of going after a girl who is in a relationship ESPECIALLY on this day, but…
If Her Boyfriend Is Present
If she brought her boyfriend to the party, then you should understand that there is a high probablity that she’ll be sexual with him right after the countdown. However, you can always swoop in and talk to her before and after the countdown.
You want to make your move only before and after the hour of the countdown so to avoid any drama from the boyfriend. Let him have the countdown hour to kiss her, but then afterwards she can run away with you. It’ll be a great way to start the New Year by doing something sneaky and different for a change.
If Her Boyfriend Is A No-Show
Don’t mention her boyfriend. The primary goal is to make her feel as though she can have a ton of fun, if not more, WITHOUT her boyfriend: show her that there are no attachments, it’s only for one night, and when it’s over she can go back to her boyfriend as if nothing happened; then you’ll be fine.
Again, I do not condone hooking up with a girl in a relationship. There are billions of girls out there and you can choose someone who doesn’t add any extra baggage. However, to each their own.
The Desperate Girl
These desperate hot girls are going to be everywhere on this day. So many single girls lost in the club, the house party, the rave, the street… all desperate to hook up with someone. But, just because she’s desperate doesn’t mean she’ll be easy: she’ll be easier, but not easy.
All you have to do is show her your assertiveness and confidence by walking up to her and saying:
Hi. You’re cute.
Don’t Act Desperate
You’re not the desperate one, so don’t act like a chump. Tell her your true intentions and if you feel as though you need to make a move, make the move. So many guys think that they have to wait until the countdown before they can “do something” with the hot girl. This is farther from the truth because this holiday requires you to do as many sexual things as possible throughout the night:
Pull her in close.
Look at her eyes.
Look at her lips.
Get it done.
The Memory Girl
This hot girl is looking to do something wild and fun on this day. Unlike the other girls, she is mainly there to have fun. She’ll toy with you, really test the shit out of you, and to make her even more challenging there will probably be guys lined up trying to pick her up.
To pick her up you have to forget about the other guys, don’t let her shit tests bother you, and push yourself to create memories with her. When you make it about you two or practice, as we teach, the US MENTALITY then you both will have a ton of fun together.
Remember, you are a man who doesn’t play games, knows what he wants, and loves to party rock.
The New Year’s Party Girl
The Alcoholic. The Drunk. The Stumbler.
These girls want to have fun without having to think. Sometimes the best way to pick up a girl is to emulate her exact moves, so don’t think and just go.
The After The New Year’s Girl
Believe it or not there will be a ton of girls who will have a sad and lonely experience on New Year’s day. However, the only way you’ll be able to know this is if you go out there and approach the first hot girl you see. You never know, she can be the girl who changes your life.
Ending Notes
Wear a condom.
Do I have to use my penis?
You don't have to use your penis. You can use your mouth, nose, face, teeth, tongue, fingers, hands, toes, feet, legs, arms, and bald head.
I'll just use my 'grelo' instead.
what are you wearing?
We're wearing an assortment of things on New Years. Jesse is wearing dark jeans and matching dark crew cut shirt. Jason is wearing white pants and a white v-neck shirt. Kong is wearing a suit.
Happy new year, jesse, kong and jason.
Thanks man. Happy New Years.
do girls mind if you have a hairy ass?
Jason: "I shave my ass on a daily basis." Jesse: "I don't care because in reality it doesn't really matter." Kong: "I don't even have hair on my balls. (Asian)."
but then if you shave your ass you have to shave your whole legs too lol
nope
just shave it
I have to work this new years eve at a theater at the bar. any tips how i can get laid after 6 o clock in the morning?
During your shift you should flirt with a few girls and get their phone numbers. Call them later in the afternoon. It is best to to sleep after your shift so your energized in the afternoon. In your case, it would be wise to go after the "The After New Year's Girl." There should be many of them.
Hey guys! Have you ever been to the uk?
My question is, how would you alter your game (if at all) and how do you think you would fare?Thanks!
A few of our bootcamp students live in the UK. From what they tell us, the girls in the UK are like the girls in the US: the only difference is they have accents and tend to love eat potatoes.
Let's say you're at a small party in an apartment. How can you keep your options open by talking to multiple girls and at the same time not letting every girl in there know what you're up to.
Just don't think about that fact. If you're comfortable with yourself knowing you're the coolest guy in the room, then it doesn't matter if they know what you're up to or not. Be honest. Also, it would be wise to pick at least one primary girl for the night. You'll have a greater chance of getting the girl if you focus on the one you want rather then on the many around you (don't be too greedy).
what if your at a club how should u approach?
Read "How To Pick Up A Girl At A Club Part {1} and {2}." It's the same concept, but move even faster. Remember, the "Fast Forward Mindset (FFM)"
Which location could get me a better chance? A local bar or downtown square?
Probably a downtown square. You want to be at a place where there is going to be a lot of activity. The bar is good only if there are a lot of people there with loud music. New Years is a high-energy holiday. Be in high-energy places.
What time should I shave my balls to ensure optimal hairiness at midnight?
Two days before. So the itchiness factor is gone by then (you know how itchy it gets the first day after you shave your balls).
Shit it's only one day before!! Looks like I gotta wait til next year to get laid!
Not so much as a pickup question, but can we expect any future collabs with other youtubers?
We have many more planned. You can always leave us suggestions on our facebook or here on the comment sections of articles (or elsewhere on our contact form).
You guys are GODS.
Thank you.
Any good not-so-boring books you want to recommend for self-motivation?
We're writing a book, actually. Give it time. For now going to your local bookstore and go to the "self-improvement" section.
Nice! I will definitely be buying that book.
what's a good and cocky pick up line that you can use around new years eve to joke about?
Pick up lines are a situational thing so you shouldn't really have anything stocked up. But, if I had to assume probably: "2012 is the year of kisses, 2013 is the year of sex. Which year are you in right now?"
Condoning or not, that's a bitch move even giving people advice on how to steal another man's girl. Pretty much goes against everything else you guys preach too.
That's why we have a warning.
Still. If the girl is willing to do it, your only helping the man to realize what a bitch she is, so that he can leave her. If he doesn't, he's a bigger idiot than the girl.
Great article guys.
Is it still wise to pickup someone after the countdown?
If you're in a party with almost everyone you don't know, what first thing to say to a girl if you're not enjoying the party?
Yes. And, say: "Hi." Then talk to her normally with confidence.
how do i pick up a girl at a gym staring at me!???
Walk up to her and say hello.
Should i just randomly aproach girls on the street in the evening?
Because i am going to an houseparty of a friend.
So i thaught maybe pick up some random chicks on the streets to bring to the party?
Greetz Lu
I think that's a really really good idea.
Hey guys, some tips for picking up girls at beaches?
Good idea. We'll write an article as we get closer to the Spring / Summer time.
If they are in a group, same as the normal schtick, stop-state intention-conversation with group-single out girl.
If they are alone or the friends aren't apying attention(sleeping or something), go for the ballsy approach of just laying/sitting right next to them and talking. Like what the SP guys do to girls sitting on the grass, same with sand.
Why do my fingers smell like poop
Stop fingering yourself.
How do you actually ask them to have sex?
Edit:
as in, after you get them in the room how do you present to them that you want to stick your dilly in them?
When in doubt, whip it out. The idea is to be persistent enough to get your hands all over her body. If she's willing for you to do that to her body, then game on.
Foreplay leads to sex… You don't just fuck a girl..
If you got her in your room, all you do is start kissing her, making out with her and start taking of her clothes.
1.shirt
2.Socks/pants.. whatever is on the legs
3.Bra
4.trousers/g-strings whatever.
DONT make her feel like a fool by taking all her buttom clothes off, while leaving the upper clothes. Upper body should get naked first.
The same goes with your own clothes, wich should follow her clothes.. Be the same "amount of naked" as she is.
Go search on google for "sensetive spots" or whatever, so you know where to kiss, bite and lick.
You should be like "hey, want to have sex?" and they'll be like "yeah, sounds awesome" and then you sex.
Just like makeouts , you dont ask.
When in doubt, whip it out. The idea is to be persistent enough to get your hands all over her body. If she’s willing for you to do that to her body, then game on.
I wish you guys a happy New Year! Continue posting videos and articles for us to read!
Btw. to all of you cheap asses out there, buy access to Project GO, there are tons of videos for you to learn from
Thanks player. Happy New Year's to you as well.
whyd you skip me?!?!
I wanted to ask some question, but whatever I just want to wish to EVERYONE not just you to have as many pussies on your penis as you can imagine in 2013- Happy new year. Charles from Hungary
I know you guys don't do lines for an approach but you must have a few hilarious openers for tonight right? sharing is caring.
And awesome work in 2012. Can't wait to see what you guys cook up next. Have a safe and happy new year!
Thanks player. I think we mentioned a pickup line in one of the comments below.
Direct way:
"What is going to happen is that you and I are going to have the hottest sex tonight"
Indirect way:
"I will cook you the best omelet in morning!"
Said with enough confidence and she will be ready for you!
When all you guys do is pickup, pickup, pickup and your business revolves around pickup virtually 24/7, how do you stay "out of your heads"? Especially when you guys were first starting out and learning & internalizing alot of inner game theories. For example, I'll have been absorbing Pickup resources most of the day, then go out at night and although I know I have to let go and have fun, when I approach I can't shake it out of my head that I want to apply the stuff learnt to pick up the chick.
At the moment, I'm trying to go out as many nights as possible, but finding it's becoming hard to "be in the present" and just having fun, even though I consciously know I should be.
Also, I'm making the effort to do this sober and I find that I will be able to hit "God mode" if I push myself out of my comfort zone and do something crazy, but throughout the night I'll be going in and out of it.
It takes a lot of practice. Take it day by day.
A girl just wrote to me and im gonna ask her out. Do you think ive got a chance with her?
Yes.
I'm going to a hostile house party with an ex girlfriend and an ex fling who will be there. How do I ensure that I get a midnight makeout if they were to try to cock block me?
Don't focus on the cockblocks.
Hey Guys.
I have this crush, but she is not at the party i am going to.BUT she is at a party with her friends next door, and i was wondering if i should try to, somehow, sneak myself into her party, or what do you suggest i should do ?
Don't have crushes. They're irrational and are a product of your biological need to find a stable mate. There are plenty of fish and the sea, and instead of pining for a girl that I assume isn't into you, find a different girl, one that you may like even more, and one that may show interest in you.
If you're insistent on pursuing this girl, get her to come to the party you're going to be at. Magically appearing at a party you weren't invited to will creep her out, so don't do that. Good luck, my friend!
What about girls at raves?
Same thing applies to as if you were a club. The only difference? Move faster and quicker. Different music and dance steps.
I am shy with girls.. Never got laid even at 21.. Girls say I am good looking and nice but I guess I don't have the balls to approach any girls.. Do you guys have any advice?
nut up or shut up
You must be new. If you aren't, go ahead and watch all of simple pickup's videos again because all the videos give advice…? DERPPP
What helped me, was starting overcomming things i was scared of that did not include girls. Like for example, that time i held a tarantula. Or the time i went bungeejumping.
I changed my life, by dropping into situations where i HAD to interact with females.. Like i attended a bartending school in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria. Became a bartender and that's why I am where i am now.
All you have to do is say to youself "fuck it, I'm immortal", and keep thinking that way until you automaticly start living that way.
Somewhere in the long run you will realize you might be too careless for your own good, but when you have gotten good with girls, you can start changing youself into a carefull person again. Just one that is good with girls.
Great article, really liked it!
I'm hosting a little get-together with some friends and one ex-fling (nothing sexual..). How can I ensure to get a makeout session with one of the girls?
Happy new year!
Read the article again… why would you ask how you can ensure a makeout session when you've read the article??? Trolling?
See the girl. Talk to her. Make out with her.
how can u stop the awkward moments of silence?
Ask random questions, doesn't matter what it's about, just keep the convo going. 1 topic to another.
Exactly…Kong demonstrated that particularly well in an example where he gets the number outside of the club while talking to a girl about vegetables hah
Never ask "yes/no" questions…
You can also turn akward silence into "intimate silence". As long as you know how to make good eye contact without looking like a creep.
Check out a recent article we wrote on our site. We talk about how to rid awkward moments of silence. Also, silences are not necessarily a bad thing.
What about girls who had a break up recently (a couple of months ago)? I've been dating this girl for a while but dunno how to approach this situation of new year's eve with her
a couple of months ago isn't recent.. -________- and if you're dating her, why does her past matter??? What's with these stupid questions?
last time, it didn't work out because i was pussy, should i text her again
if I subcribe to Project GO, can you download the stuff(videos) from the website? or you can only watch it online as long as your subscription lasts?
You cant donwload it. But if you subscription ends you can still watch the videos that you bought.
Wear a condom? She must not like you lol
Ending notes. Epic
I met this girl from work about ten days ago. I got her phone number. I just spoke with her over the phone and then asked her out for New Year about an hour ago. Got shit tested for over 45 minutes… The ending was this, "just give me a lil' bit more time to get to know you. I promise you I will go out with you."
I was tried from the entire shit test. So, I said, "yea, we'll see what's up." I wasn't satisfied with the outcome. But I think I still like that girl. Do you think I still have a chance?
is there a way to play the "go" game with a girl? i mean,you and a girl playing,the one losing do the pushups and stuff like that.
I'm new to my city and have no parties to go to, should i just go downtown by myself
Why not?……but don't roam around like an insecure and shy guy…..start talking to people, the moment you enter the place
A Happy New Year from Australia! I had a great make out session with this random girl called Kylie at the fireworks! Also 3 numbers and now this latina girl and i are texting back and forth.
Excellent advice guys. I'll be looking foward to tonight after watching every single project go video once over…
wrong title. This is a guide on analyzing different girls not "How to get Laid." Change the catchy title please.
Happy New Year! I'm having a little bit of trouble in Mexico trying to hit on Mexican girls, many of them are just really snobby. Maybe it's because I'm 17 and many of my cousins friends are known as "fresas" (snobby girls). Have you guys or anyone dealt with these girls?
Made out with 5 Girls tonight and got one Blowjob, I fucking love you guys
I will not wear a condom! I don't wanna suffacate the poor guy.
got it in thanks guys
hey guys, hope you had a wonderfull new year. So i didnt get laid or made out tonight but i tried with two girls, they told me to fuck of but i had fun with the moment and if it wasnt for you that wouldnt had happened
I had an excellent night because of you guys ! Thank You. You changed my life.
LOL wear a condom
@SimplePickup I have a question regarding getting girls in highschool. Ok so I really want a girlfriend in highschool, but i don't know how to go about it. I'm not in any extracurriculars(I'm not an athlete unfortunately) and unfortunately because I am in all the advanced classes, there is only ONE hot girl in any of my classes and she is out of my popularity range (She is top 1% and I'm probably top 50%. I know you could encourage me to go for her but i have her in only two classes and she sits on the opposite side surrounded by girls I don't know and I'm almost positive she would say no to me even if somehow I overcame those awkward circumstances).
I am average looking junior but have a good personality. However, I'm not super outgoing-especially around attractive girls. With none in any of my classes, I really don't know how to find a girlfriend. As far as popularity I have alot of friends but none of them are girls again because of what I said earlier. As far as joining a religious youth group I can't do that either because I'm not religious and that would be really awkward and I'm Jewish so most of the girls in these things wouldn't be too attractive anyways. I know it may sound like I'm making excuses here but as far as getting girls in between classes or at lunch, i have hardly any time to get to and from classes as is and during lunch most people have set tables.
Anyways how should I go about getting a girlfriend or finding one despite having none in classes or friend groups or religious groups in the affluent suburbs about an hour from a major city. What are good meeting spots for me to find attractive girls with a group of decent looking guys or by myself where the girls aren't completely trashy(I want a relationship not a hookup)? I would really appreciate a solution SimplePickup guys as its very important to me and I am looking for options to find a girl friend within the next 6 months. If you have any questions or anything for me just put them on here and I will check regularly on here or you can e-mail me. Anyways I would really appreciate the help. Thanks alot!
In this post, you make a lot of excuses (like you say yourself):1. "she is out of my popularity range"2. "I'm Jewish so most of the girls in these things wouldn't be too attractive anyways"3. "During lunch most people have set tables."Here's a fundamental truth: You will always be able to find reasons not pursue girls. Your mind is trained to enable you to avoid unpleasant and nerve-wracking situations, so in the interest of helping you, I'm going to break down some of your so-called reason for not pursuing girls. (Numbers correspond to the ones above)1. This actually works to your advantage, because asking her out would be seen as extremely ballsy. Go up to her and state your intent, confidently. Maybe something along the lines of, "Hey, I noticed you're attractive would you like to go out on a date?". Does that sound like something you'd never say, nor expect anyone else to say? That's exactly the point. Practice it in front of a mirror at home if you have to. I don't care how nervous or nauseous you feel at the thought of doing it (if you told me to do this in high school, I certainly would), as long as you project confidence, you have a shot. You might get rejected. So what? She'll just ignore you, which it seems she was doing anyway.
2. You won't know until you try. You don't have to always go to meetings. Just try going to one. What's the absolute worst thing that can happen? As an atheist Jew, I'd have to say that despite being a non-believer, Judaism is still pretty interesting. 3. And what exactly would happen if you broke this social norm? I want you to try to play out the situation in your head. I very much doubt anything that spectacularly bad would happen. The most that will happen is one of the people will ask, "Why aren't your sitting with your usual friends?". Your response could be, "Eh, I just needed a break. It's cool if I sit here today, right?". Then try to talk with them during the lunch period. At the end, maybe you'll made yourself some more friends, or if they're girls, maybe more than friends. The worst thing that can happen: They'll reject you and you'll have to go sit with your usual friends.
The key to this all is confidence. You have to believe that you're worth it (which you are). I don't care what you look like. I've seen ugly guys get very attractive girls, and attractive guys unable to get any attractive girls. It's all about confidence. If I were you, I'd read over all the posts in simple pick-up. I think it will help you to be more confident and avoid the pitfalls that most people experience when pursuing women.Best of luck to you.
thanks oleg that is really good advice
Listen man, I know it's hard to understand right now but high school means absolutely nothing once you're out. I wish I'd have known this. Once you get into college, everything that happened in high school is completely forgotten so seriously, take a risk. Whatever reputation you have is irrelevant as long as your approach is good. Be confident in who you are and make your intentions clear. If she's interested, great. If not and you aren't super awkward about it, great. Worse case scenario you will be the most ballsy motherfucker in your class for talking to her and will have the anxiety of asking her out over with. The key is if you get rejected, forget about it completely and act as if nothing happened. Not only will it be less awkward for you, but when you act indifferent to rejection it turns women on because they learn you're not needy and insecure (confident). It's a win-win my friend. Step up to the plate and swing.
You guys rock! My best friend got his first kiss last night because of your advise and this article and i ended up scored myself too. As a 14 year old male you guys really give me and my friends the confidence we need to go through life knowing that we can achieve any goal whether getting girls or any other goal we are willing to achieve. Thanks for the memories!
Sincerely,
A Subscriber/Future Player
As a 14 year old male also. I got my New Years kiss and so did EVERY single person I was with. Thanks simple pickup, u guys fucking rock.
Damn it! I could have gotten laid last night if I would have read this lat year.
Asking people straight up: "Am I attractive?" ha
  ;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZtIujC4Ec
Y ty for getting this after the actual NY… i also could have gotten laid, i shit you not.. oh well
Hey Hey Guys, I went to a club during the new years eve… it was incredlible!!!
I met a girl and during all night we had talking and making out, it was amazing.
Thank you Simple Pickup!!!!
Hey guys, any1 please help out i would really appriciate it.
So i talked to a girl i like over FB, and at tuesday im picking her up now i cant think of funy stuff to talk to her, we r 17 both and i dont rly wana talk about sexual stuff cus i doubt shes into it. Anyway i was wondering if you could help me out by giving me ideas what can i talk to her about, i watched video what to do on your frist date, the problem is tho Kong said talk about fun stuff and then switch to sexual while i was thinking of goin from fun questions to like personal more later and then ask her something like this:Hey on scale from 1 to 10 how did this kiss feel like and go in for a kiss or On scale from 1 to 10 what chances do i have to make out with you? So i was thinking could you help me out by sayin is that smart thing to do or not? I realy want to impress this girl as shes like perfect 10, while i know she thinks of me as solid 8, asked her myself and she said it ofc anonymously over ask.fm thingy, anyway please help me out and give me some ideas what to do PLEASE
You could learn to spell better . . . that's attractive.
Asking her how the kiss felt or what your chances are of making out with her are not things you should do…ever. Asking her things like that make you seem like a needy insecure jackass and is the definition of approval seeking behavior. Women see this as unattractive and it will get you rejected for sure. Be yourself, be polarizing. If you're interested in making the conversation sexually charged, do it. If she's not, she can fuck off. Just don't be a creepy dumbass about it. Either way, be confident, get to know her and let her get to know you. Most importantly, go for the kiss.
Honestly this article was not specific enough
what is "US MENTALITY?"
NO!!! Saw this after new years D;
I agree with a lot of them. But going after a girl who is in a relationship, is just stupid. Most times it won't work and you will be waisting your time!
I agree
I agree. but guys i have a belly…. i worry so much about it. Can you show a hot girls with a guy with a belly….. lol
HAHAHA NICE ONE! ON 2012 I TRIED TO KISS A GIRL AND SHE MOVED HER FACE, SO I WALKED BY AN IN A STREET FINALLY I MEET MY RIGHT ONE GIRL
I'M FROM NICARAGUA AND I SPEAK SPANISH, SO PARDON FOR ANY WRITTING MISTAKES ON NOT
There is only one Man who Will make you completely fulfilled, and that Man is Jesus. I promise that if you seek him and let him into your heart you will experience rest and Everlasting Joy. I pray that you will take this message to heart and experience TRUE Happiness in Jesus. God Bless. ps. Pray to Jesus about all of your problems so that he will help you like he has helped me always.
repeating something in your head and hoping a mythical being will hear you is not going to help for shit. Fix problems yourself instead of relying on your bs luck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CySy98mxxVo
Nice Video on "getting laid tips"!
I can't say how much of a help you guys have been. Thank you so much. And to all the guys out there, theory helps,. but practise is essential. GET OUT THERE.
THANK YOU SIMPLE PICKUP!