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The warning is just a pre-caution just in case your work doesn’t allow office flings.
Regardless of the situation, picking up girls who are your co-workers are going to be a little different than most interactions. Why?
Because these girls can be your colleagues who you need to work with and drama cannot get in the middle of your work. Because these girls are people you see during your shifts and one failed attempt can make most guys afraid to interact with her again.
These are the two most common reasons why men don’t pickup girls at work. I’ve picked up and hooked up with my co-workers before and it’s not as crazy as you think.
Picking Up Your Co-Worker
One of the main things you need to grasp is that difference between work and play. It’s okay to flirt and do whatever you need to do to pick her up. However, when it’s “work time” it’s “work time.” Your job is very important and any distraction is a step closer to your unemployment.
But this isn’t a bad thing because girls find men who know how to prioritize very attractive. Then, when you do decide to pick her up here are a few tips:
i. Compliment her when you enter in the office in the morning.
ii. Rapport during lunch breaks.
iii. If you’re at a job where you’re near an online device, chat with each other throughout the day.
iv. If you can look at your phones, go ahead and text her.
What makes co-worker pickup fun is the idea that it almost seems forbidden. So, if you can interact throughout the day, pass notes to each other, text, flirt behind the boss’s back… it will get her excited because you’re being sensual with her and yet, your not allowed to touch each other. This fact alone builds her sensual levels up as it’ll help you get to sex, faster.
This has happened and might happen. If it does you cannot be a fucking passive aggressive asshole and treat her like shit the next time you work with. Remember, work is work and play is play. And, it’ll actually help you in the long run as not only your colleagues, her, but other girls will find your professionalism attractive.
In the workforce, it’s all about perception of your attitude. The better the attitude, the more likelihood you’ll produce great work, which not only increases your pay scale, but girls like hard-working-ambitious guys. (This is something very keen to think about even outside of work).
Now, I want to step away for a second and talk about your job. Yes, there are hot girls in your office and it’s wonderful and great. But, you have a job so that you can create your own wealth and status for YOURSELF. It’s about you and your own goals alone.
You should never build up your wealth and status to get girls, because gold-diggers will not make you happy. Instead it’s when you build your own successes for yourself to become truly happy with your life. It is the motivation and inspiration from advisors and yourself that you need to rely on, not pussy.
Back To Hooking Up with Co-Workers
I’ve never had sex with a co-worker at the office. As much as I don’t mind it, I do think you should be careful when doing so because, if someone catches you, it could be mean your job. However, you can always leave with the girl to your car or some nearby location during lunch break.
To make it even easier, tell her that after work you two should go on a date. It’s one of those “let loose from work” situations and if you give her a “fun vibe” she’ll most likely be down. Also, don’t forget happy hours or the weekend, as it’s another perfect opportunity to give her an excuse to let loose and have fun.
Co-worker hook ups are fun, deviously exciting, and will test your balls to a high degree (but fuck, you can’t sell yourself short). Now, pretty soon you can’t wait for it to be Monday.