How To Hook Up With Your Co-Workers

*We are not responsible for your employment*

The warning is just a pre-caution just in case your work doesn’t allow office flings.

Regardless of the situation, picking up girls who are your co-workers are going to be a little different than most interactions. Why?

Because these girls can be your colleagues who you need to work with and drama cannot get in the middle of your work. Because these girls are people you see during your shifts and one failed attempt can make most guys afraid to interact with her again.

These are the two most common reasons why men don’t pickup girls at work. I’ve picked up and hooked up with my co-workers before and it’s not as crazy as you think.

Picking Up Your Co-Worker

One of the main things you need to grasp is that difference between work and play. It’s okay to flirt and do whatever you need to do to pick her up. However, when it’s “work time” it’s “work time.” Your job is very important and any distraction is a step closer to your unemployment.

But this isn’t a bad thing because girls find men who know how to prioritize very attractive. Then, when you do decide to pick her up here are a few tips:

i. Compliment her when you enter in the office in the morning.

ii. Rapport during lunch breaks.

iii. If you’re at a job where you’re near an online device, chat with each other throughout the day.

iv. If you can look at your phones, go ahead and text her.

What makes co-worker pickup fun is the idea that it almost seems forbidden. So, if you can interact throughout the day, pass notes to each other, text, flirt behind the boss’s back… it will get her excited because you’re being sensual with her and yet, your not allowed to touch each other. This fact alone builds her sensual levels up as it’ll help you get to sex, faster.

Rejection

This has happened and might happen. If it does you cannot be a fucking passive aggressive asshole and treat her like shit the next time you work with. Remember, work is work and play is play. And, it’ll actually help you in the long run as not only your colleagues, her, but other girls will find your professionalism attractive.

In the workforce, it’s all about perception of your attitude. The better the attitude, the more likelihood you’ll produce great work, which not only increases your pay scale, but girls like hard-working-ambitious guys. (This is something very keen to think about even outside of work).

Work Life

Now, I want to step away for a second and talk about your job. Yes, there are hot girls in your office and it’s wonderful and great. But, you have a job so that you can create your own wealth and status for YOURSELF. It’s about you and your own goals alone.

You should never build up your wealth and status to get girls, because gold-diggers will not make you happy. Instead it’s when you build your own successes for yourself to become truly happy with your life. It is the motivation and inspiration from advisors and yourself that you need to rely on, not pussy.

Back To Hooking Up with Co-Workers

I’ve never had sex with a co-worker at the office. As much as I don’t mind it, I do think you should be careful when doing so because, if someone catches you, it could be mean your job. However, you can always leave with the girl to your car or some nearby location during lunch break.

To make it even easier, tell her that after work you two should go on a date. It’s one of those “let loose from work” situations and if you give her a “fun vibe” she’ll most likely be down. Also, don’t forget happy hours or the weekend, as it’s another perfect opportunity to give her an excuse to let loose and have fun.

Co-worker hook ups are fun, deviously exciting, and will test your balls to a high degree (but fuck, you can’t sell yourself short). Now, pretty soon you can’t wait for it to be Monday.

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80 Responses to How To Hook Up With Your Co-Workers

  1. John June 3, 2013 at 10:10 pm #

    What if her best friend is cockblocking me through the phone whenever i call her, it happens every fucking time and i couldn't text her because her dad blocked it cus she's grounded?

    • John June 3, 2013 at 10:12 pm #

      her best friend called me multiple times as well using her phone its stupid i can't even set up a date now, her bff basically ruined the thing we had, so immature.

    • Will June 3, 2013 at 10:20 pm #

      Well you should probably stop acting like a little kid first off.

      • markco January 10, 2014 at 4:39 am #

        Thank you

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:35 pm #

      @John,

      Move on to another girl because this is not something to waste your time on. It seems that even if you two do get together you'll always be having to deal with the dad and her friend. Is this something you really want to go through? Also, try interacting her in real life (in the day hours) since it seems at night you can't connect.

      • John June 4, 2013 at 2:41 am #

        I'm 16, i just picked this girl up i don't see her everyday..

    • Dan November 20, 2013 at 5:33 am #

      If she grounded she too young for you

  2. Jerry June 3, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

    How do you deal with the 2 set if 1 is a "ugly ass fatty" (no offense) and the other is a super hot model look alike. do you just tell them they're both cute and pretend?

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:36 pm #

      @Jerry

      Tell them they're both really cool. Then, tell the one you don't like that you'll like to talk to her friend if that's okay. Then, pull the one you like aside and say "you're adorable." You're not lying at this point.

      • Neil June 14, 2013 at 5:59 am #

        What if the "ugly ass fatty" clearly has a much cooler personality, but you want to get with her shy hot friend who doesn't seem nearly as personable? I'd like to hear how you guys would handle this situation, as the shy friend probably knows she isn't as outgoing and would probably suspect that you just want to get in her pants.

  3. MichaelVera June 3, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

    I think it's too risky, just cause when you break up it's so awkward. Hooking up with people you work with is pretty easy, but doesn't mean we should do it. Just my opinion and experience…

    Although I've never worked in an office lol. Just at the movie theatre. And hooking up with co-workers is easy, but just feels weird to me knowing how awkward it can get.

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:42 pm #

      @MichaelVera

      It's only awkward if you make it awkward. The issue is more about professionalism than anything else.

      • MichaelVera June 4, 2013 at 12:46 am #

        Ah I see. Yeah that totally makes sense. thanks for the insight and thanks for replying haha

  4. cipher00 June 3, 2013 at 10:12 pm #

    Well then.

  5. ElixirDnB June 3, 2013 at 10:13 pm #

    How do you talk to a girl (That you don't know) on facebook without her thinking you're some 40 year old pedophile?

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:43 pm #

      @ElixirDnB

      In general talking to a girl online that you do not know (especially when you're 40) isn't the best route to take. My suggestion is to find girls/women in real life. This means you need to get out of your house.

      • ElixirDnB June 4, 2013 at 12:05 am #

        I'm not fucking 40 lol

  6. shy guy June 3, 2013 at 10:28 pm #

    is there any tips for shy guys?

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:44 pm #

      @Shy Guy,

      The biggest tip is just to GO approach. You never know what might happen, the more you limit yourself by giving yourself an excuse the bigger the chance you'll continue to be stagnate in your dating life. In addition, you can always read our "extrovert/introvert" article.

  7. TOP1412 June 3, 2013 at 10:34 pm #

    Hi guys,
    Do you guys think kissing on the first date is risky & fast? I sometime kiss on the first date & havent heard from a girls again.

    Thanks guys. You guys ROCK!!!!!!

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:45 pm #

      @Top1412

      Kissing to having sex on the first date is not risky and not fast. If you're ready and she's ready, then go for it.

  8. Kev June 3, 2013 at 10:49 pm #

    How do you know, if you should kiss a girl in cinema?

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:45 pm #

      @Kev

      If you feel like you should kiss her, kiss her. Don't hesitate, just go for the kiss.

  9. Manic June 3, 2013 at 11:42 pm #

    At the supermarket where I work the old boss got caught having sex with a cashier on the table in the cantine in the morning. they were both fired.

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:46 pm #

      @Manic

      Well, this is why you shouldn't have sex in the office place (as we suggested in the article).

  10. magician rule June 3, 2013 at 11:43 pm #

    hey i go to college but i just finish 2nd semester in college and i saved my financial aid money and now i got 1400 dollar i kind of wanted to work in the summer but i don't want to waste time working instead i could be picking up girl. have u guy ever been in a situation like this. also I'm from new york city

    • JesseKongJason June 3, 2013 at 11:59 pm #

      @magician rule

      I think you're making excuses that if you can't pickup girls if you're working. This is contrary from the truth as you should be able to do both. When I worked in the summer I picked up girls on my break / during work / lunch / after hours.

      • Coletrain June 4, 2013 at 12:51 pm #

        I work at subway and its a sausagefest except for when the girls walk in. How do you get the number when you only have say… 3 minutes? Thanks

      • TonyN December 27, 2013 at 12:14 am #

        I've pickup a girl in the break of a recruitment process for a company…so as usual they are right ;)

        As a side note: killed it at the interview! So as you see, totally possible.

  11. baller_4-life June 3, 2013 at 11:52 pm #

    How do I ask a girl out that always says she has plans for the weekend with her friends? There's this girl I've liked for months now and every time I ask her what she's doing over the weekend, she has plans with her friends or family so I don't even try asking her out on a date. I feel that if I ask and she says no, it'll be awkward to see each other again.

    • Vish June 4, 2013 at 12:06 am #

      Instead of checking to see if she’s free tell her tht u want to take her on a date. U need to stop worrying about whether or not it’ll be awkward

  12. Big Yunce June 3, 2013 at 11:54 pm #

    Hey guys, so I know you've been busy lately, but are you going to make new vlogs and videos soon?

    • JesseKongJason June 4, 2013 at 12:07 am #

      @Big Yunce,

      We've actually been filming a lot lately. Yes, we are busy but this should be an excuse for us not to push out content. We did have a vlog out there but we didn't post it because of some "legal" issues. Even though we do crazy things on our channel I would like to make it clear that we are also safe with anyone we interact with (this goes for safety and legal issues).

  13. Juan June 4, 2013 at 12:02 am #

    Have you guys ever tried "the naked man" from how i met your mother? where you don't give a fuck how the date turns out so you just get naked and see what happens? i asked once and you guys said you talked about it on a podcast but i couldn't find it anywhere, were you just fucking with me? more seriously though, im gonna try to invite this girl from my class home with me to fuck i dont want a relationship just a hook up, ive never done this shit before. what should i keep in mind? like asking her and once shes here?

    • JesseKongJason June 4, 2013 at 12:12 am #

      @Juan

      We sort of doing something like that, but basically what we care about is this mentality we have: "when in doubt, whip it out." This basically means that if you're getting any sort of last minute resistance just whip it out (get naked) and go from there. Yes, we go into more detail in our podcast.

  14. Jesus June 4, 2013 at 12:34 am #

    what is I'm her boss? it wouldn't be creepy for me to make an approach on her?

  15. Andrew June 4, 2013 at 1:11 am #

    What do you guys do if a lot of the girls you see everyday at school have boyfriends? do you get friend zoned, leave them alone, or what? Thanks love the stuff you put on here!

  16. stephen June 4, 2013 at 1:56 am #

    hey guys you should do an article or podcast on bringing an girl home from club /from club to home

  17. harry June 4, 2013 at 2:33 am #

    What is the best way to get a girl in highschool to like you. A lot of your videos and articles talk about college but I need some advice for highschool girls.

    • Vish June 5, 2013 at 1:02 am #

      Girls are girls. Doesn't matter if there in high school or not.

  18. Bobby June 4, 2013 at 3:17 am #

    Actually it isn't a good idea to hook up with co-workers in your department. Because if you get with her and she works in the same department as you and you guys break up, it will be awkward. Even if you don't make it awkward it will be because you're basically seeing your ex almost every day. So I would try to date a girl outside my department.

  19. Anonymous June 4, 2013 at 4:04 am #

    How do you keep the sexual vibe when you bring her home to copulate? I find myself being more similar to Jesse, so it would be nice to have him answer it. Thank you.

  20. Remo June 4, 2013 at 4:21 am #

    What are some ways to feel comfortable about your self and not really care about anything and just go and be straight up when talking to girls.

    • Haber June 4, 2013 at 11:20 am #

      DGAF

  21. Haber June 4, 2013 at 11:12 am #

    Hi I am from Croatia, and my grandpa

    died four days ago and i want to change

    my character because every girl didnt

    thint for me that i am serius (they all think

    that i am just another one funny guy). I

    want to be that guy in group that was

    with every girl. So i want to know if you

    can give me some pickup lines that are

    funny and serious, and some advices how

    to aproach girl na group in this situation:

    there is one day when teenagers come to

    park and they drank alcohol (some are

    drunk and some didnt). Tnx

    REPLY

  22. Haber June 4, 2013 at 11:19 am #

    hi can u give me some “master” pickup

    lines that will work (maybe) and how to

    pick up a friend that is a older two

    years???

    second question: There is one day in

    summer when all teenagers come to the

    park to drink alcohol. and how to pick a

    girl if she is drunk or not????

    tnx

    • Vish June 5, 2013 at 12:59 am #

      There is no "master" pickup line. You just have to go up to her and talk. It doesn't matter if a girl is older than you. If your comfortable then she will be too

  23. popo June 4, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    could you guys write an article/ make a video on how to take girls back to your apartment on a clubbing holiday?

  24. remzie June 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm #

    My vacation started already but my friends still have to go to school and are very busy. So how do i pick up girls if i don't have anyone to go out with me. I'm really inconfident even though i think my looks are fine and even girls are hitting on me often. but i spoke to a random girl lately which i would never do before but didn't ask for her number -.- but since i discovered your youtube channel i really make progress in getting more confident and it makes life so much better thank u so much kong, jesse and jason!

  25. nicolasths June 4, 2013 at 4:37 pm #

    I made out with a girl about a year ago in a dark room at a party, I thought she was pretty bad (literally sucked my nose and cheek in). After a few minutes she told me she had to go to the toilet, but instead she went to my friends at the party and told that i was a pretty bad kisser.

    I haven't had the confidence to make out with a girl since that happened :( please help me

    • Vish June 5, 2013 at 1:01 am #

      Who cares if she thinks your a bad kisser, she's the one who tried sucking your nose.

      • nicolasths June 5, 2013 at 5:38 pm #

        thanks for replying vish :) you're right I think I should start to man up now, over a year has been wasted…

  26. fdfdhdhdhsomeguy June 4, 2013 at 6:33 pm #

    My friend told a girl that I liked her. Then I told I like her. She was blushing and smiling. But she didn't say she had feelings back. I started texting her. My friend drew fake love notes on her notebook. We never called before. I asked her if she wanted to hang out. But she said she couldn't. Then I drew a picture of her and my "friend" took it and it to her. She told me friend that i didn't look like her, but she didn't say she didn't like it. I texted her a little after but we didn't talk about it. I still don't knows if see likes me. Things still feel a little awkard after that. Should I call her? Should I talk about the picture? Should I ask her if she likes me? Should I ask her out?

  27. bangalore June 4, 2013 at 7:35 pm #

    Hi JesseKongJason,
    I did approach some 30-35 gals.
    But none of ur tricks worked :(.
    most of the girls here (girls in Asia – Bangalore) are haters ..
    I am tired now. How can I motivate myself ??

  28. Eric June 4, 2013 at 8:15 pm #

    this article came out at such a great time! Lot of pretty co workers im interested at my work place.

  29. blood and guts June 4, 2013 at 9:28 pm #

    Hi alphas,
    So i aproached a new co-worker… she was very cool in work – talky, funny etc… we exchange FB/damn i hate this site/ and she also remained interested – she was writing me almost everyday. So i was trying to escalate things and get her out on a date… and fail, not one – many fails till i stopped to waste energy on her and she on me. So at work i treat her as nothing happned, the message is above – WORK IS WORK, PLAY IS PLAY – NO OFFENSE. So whats the idea, sometimes the things seems perfect – but you are not, and when you fuck up you must keep going to be cool and manly guy… so sometimes the things seems perfect, you are perfect, but the girl ain`t perfect – so be nice and keep going. :) All good mates!

  30. cantpickup June 5, 2013 at 7:12 am #

    hey guys, me and a few of my mates are having a similar problem. not sure if its our area or something we're doing. ALOT of the time when we get a girls number and get talking to her, things seem to be going well, we might even meet them out at a club or something once or twice. but when we set dates to catch up with them we seem to have really really high bail rates. thoughts on what we could do about this or why it might be happening?

  31. Dynamite June 5, 2013 at 10:36 am #

    How do you get with a coworker you've already slept with, but later told you she doesn't want to date coworker? I'm only still pursuing because she still flirts heavily when drunk and has told a mutual friend that she likes me but is afraid of what possibly dating could do career-wise. It's been 2 months since it happened and I don't know how to bring it up.

  32. Yanu June 6, 2013 at 2:44 pm #

    a friend of mine hooked up with is co worker. i remember he told me they hooked up at work once too. they've now been together for 3 years and have a baby lol

  33. TaTa June 6, 2013 at 9:55 pm #

    And what about Co-Workers who are in a serious relationship? Just go for it as if it doesnt matter?

  34. Rob June 9, 2013 at 6:39 am #

    None of your guys’ stuff works for me, as much as I want it to, it just doesn’t work:(
    I’m a failure.

  35. Mitch June 10, 2013 at 3:56 am #

    So I’ve got it all down for pickup co workers but what about customers, cause I’m in a job where I have to serve people and there have been some extremely fine girls walk in and I’ve served them and I have had a few vibes or gut feelings that they’re into me too but I never act on, cause I don’t know if its wrong or not or how ago about getting their number while I’m working, any ideas?

  36. tech June 13, 2013 at 5:44 am #

    so my co-worker is a milf (married) and her friend is my ex how do i do this shit?

  37. bohica June 16, 2013 at 5:17 am #

    Where it be at work or club or just a normal day I can be doing the whole chatting thing and making a move but being short i get turned down faster than a fat chick in a thong, I mean it looks like Jess, Kong, Jason are a decent height, I never seen them walk up to girls taller then them. I got the short in of the stick in life literally, and don't know where to go from there.

  38. Jamie June 29, 2013 at 11:33 pm #

    Hi guys i met this girl at work but every time i go over to talk to her the manager is close or other co-workers are near and i have another task away from her to do. How can i get some alone time with her and what should i say when and if i get it???????????

    Hope you can Help I will see her again on Saturday the 6th

  39. Doctor Psychotik July 27, 2013 at 2:34 pm #

    I'm a doctor and I fucked another doctor in the doctor's room.

    I DID NOT GET CAUGHT.

    It was fun.

    Your videos are fucking hilarious. I just stumbled unto this page.

    Keep up the good work.

  40. Oscar August 21, 2013 at 4:32 am #

    I went out on a date with my co-worker, to see a movie. we had a fun time, when i dropped her off we talked for a bit in the car, and then we just kissed on the cheek. and she walked out. I got out the car and kissed her. I saw her at work today, and she was joking around, making it impossible to do my job, but when i bring the subject of us kissing, she ignores it what does that mean? Am I in a good place or should I just move on and not waste my time.

  41. Aiman September 16, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    How do I talk to shy girls??? Please reply ASAP

  42. Aiman September 23, 2013 at 3:37 pm #

    Are using pickup lines a good way to start?

  43. Jay September 26, 2013 at 2:31 pm #

    I'm new to Simple Pickup, but this article is really true. I hooked up with a manager at my job (who had a boyfriend to boot) not only was the sex amazing, but the whole forbidden thing made it even better. (It didn't help to find out that she had her own issues which kept things from going further, but hey, a win is a win is a win) And besides, thats why I saved the pictures, right? =D

  44. annonymous October 9, 2013 at 5:05 am #

    I'm actually a girl, but I found you guys because of questions i have about this guy at work who was kinda flirting with me. We have a lot in common and even talked about places we had sex before and smoked a blunt together. I have an enormous crush on him now even tho I have a bf. Never thought this could happen, anyways, he's not really answering my txts as much. i know he's busy. its work. duh. but then he answers them sometimes, which brings me back to wanting him again. he sends music videos to me every now and then.. even romantic ones. OMG! Is he just playing with me? he hasnt made any moves?! this is exhausting. is he just scared?.. and probably smart because i have a bf even tho i broke up with my bf recently. i didn't tell him that though. i thought it might seem a little desperate. ugh. anyways thought yall would be able to chime in some kinda replys for help….

  45. Sasha November 1, 2013 at 2:41 am #

    I’m going through something similar! I have a crush on this guy from work, we ran into each other at a bar and he made moves on me that night. I’m in a serious but open relationship but all my coworker knows is that im in a serious relationship. He asked for my number afterwards and we talk but not at work (we don’t really see each other) anyway he’s not making anymore moves and I’m a bit shy. Trying to be adult about this very adult situation but the more we talk the more I feel I might get rejected. Give the chicks on here some tips please! :)

  46. Marc November 12, 2013 at 6:09 am #

    Dated a girl from the office and we broke up now… Kinda lost how to deal with it :S

  47. Elvia November 28, 2013 at 3:24 am #

    Hey there just wanted to give you a brief heads up and
    let you know a few of the pictures aren’t loading correctly.
    I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in
    two different internet browsers and both show the same outcome.

  48. xiring December 1, 2013 at 5:55 am #

    i work at callcenter.i have a beautiful co worker in my office.few days ago our conversation used to go smooth.We used to smile looking at each other's eyes.But yesterday i confessed that i like her and she was beautiful then she also replied kindly that she can only give friendship.since then i cant have a good conversation with her.I get bitchbutterfly kind of feeling everytime i see her or try to talk to her. JKJ i need u guy's opinion on what should i do.Should i just get in the friendzone and get my ass rotten or should i juss keep on trying.

  49. https://archive.org April 7, 2014 at 9:00 am #

    WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for co-worker

  50. Angelo July 5, 2014 at 2:35 am #

    hey guys! so hookin up at work is not a problem for us. I work at a retail store so we can freely talk anytime as long as the boss is not around of course. Anyway, this new girl at work had recently added me on facebook, and we started talking there and more at work. Finally got her number and her instagram etc. (side note: this happened all in 3 days). Now we hung out outside work for the first time last night. the only problem is i cant really tell if shes into me or if shes just really friendly. i tried reading her body language (im a noob at it) and she just sat straight as we talked that night. So right now, im kinda confused. idk if i should make any move on her because im not really sure if we're on the same boat. pls help :( THANKS!

    • Angelo July 27, 2014 at 10:48 pm #

      guys i really need an answer to this. please help :(

  51. Justin October 9, 2014 at 12:53 am #

    I went out with a coworker for a movie and drinks afterwards, before the end of the movie, I held her hand and pecked her on the cheek. we made out and lots of stolen kisses since her friend came along I have a drink with us, now I’m working with her tomorrow and I’m not sure if I closed the night pretty good. we’re texting now and nothing seem to have changed and like nothing happened. how do I keep the spark going or how will I save it? I like this one. also, language barrier is a problem since I’m a foreigner. thanks guys

  52. alex December 1, 2014 at 10:57 am #

    basic rule: never fu.. the company
    keeps you out of troubles… there are enough girls out there

    exceptions: she’s a 9-10

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