Throughout the last couple of months we were consistently asked this question from many of you:
In case you didn’t understand the message above, the question:
Do you have any cool smartphone tricks that you use when you’re on a date?
Maybe it’s because we no longer live in the 1920s, but it seems very apparent that smart phones are a big part of our lives and it’s time you made use of them. You may notice from the text messages we show you guys that we all have iPhones. So, in honor of the new iPhone 5 being announced today, we’ve dubbed this move the iPhone Earbuds Technique.
The Situation
You’re on a date with a hot girl and it’s going well, but not well enough. This means the conversation is fluid and fun, there is a sexual vibe between you two, and yet, you’re not getting physically close with each other. You think to yourself, “Why can’t I just have the balls to grab her face and shove my tongue down her throat.”
Calm down, and understand if you lack experience your aggressiveness can be seen as date rape. Please, be careful. There is an easier way to transition her mouth to yours.
Preparation
1. Charge your iPhone
2. Upload 5-7 of your favorite songs to your phone
3. PACK EARBUDS IN YOUR POCKET
Do not pack headphones, pack EARBUDS. I repeat, EARBUDS.The reason is earbuds are manufactured solely for tongue to tongue action. Don’t believe me? In each earbud there is a left and right ear speaker where two people can use either side to have a song sharing experience together. How many times have you shared your iPhone earbuds with a friend?
What we’ve noticed is that when we shared a song with someone by separating the individual earbuds pieces, our heads would be tilted with the other party. This is when we knew how powerful earbuds would work during a date.
The Date
The hot girl and I would be walking together in an alley way, or some other romantic scenery, when my gut feeling would tell me that I needed to make a sexual move. To go on a quick tangent: the more dates you go on, the more you’ll soon realize there are points during your time with her that your gut is going to tell you to make a move. And, if you learned anything from us, we always tell you to follow your gut. Of course, experience will teach you the difference between being a potential rapist to something much cooler than that.
So there I would be on our date, when I would suddenly stop for a second and…
Me: There is a cool song I want you to listen to
*Pull out your iPhone with your earbuds*
Her: What song?
Me: It’s one of my favorites, The Climb by Miley Cyrus
Her: Hahah, what?
Me: Just listen. Here…
*Put one earbud in your right ear, and let her put the other in her left ear*
Do you see what’s happening here? The Earbud Technique forces your heads to come close to each other. I told you earlier to upload no more than seven songs because if by the end of the seventh song you’re not making out with her, you’re being a chump. Since your faces are already touching each other, it’s in your best interest to go for the makeout rather than bore her with your music collection.
Believe it or not, when I first did this move, I was very nervous, anxious, and full of other bitch butterfly emotions. This will more than likely happen to you as well. It’s something you’re not used to and it requires some planning. But, it’s worth it because getting physical can be scary and this move can help with this fear. So no excuses, get this done.
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Wow. This guys, has to be bookmarked. I'm loving the Articles page. It's always helpful! Thanks Jesse, Kong and Jason!
you guy show show us this in a video!!!
you guys shoud show us this in a video
Thanks guys. But what if the girl doesn't want to hear my music?
Guys, what if you're not old enough to go on a date
Epic guys. Yall keep posting, and I'll keep reading.
My guess is that you don't uplaod songs like "Eye of the tiger" or "The final countdown". Would make the makeout session rather wierd lol
Actually, Jason likes to upload the song "It's Business Time" by Flight Of the Conchords. Remember, pick your favorite tunes, not what you think will win her over.
Hahaha that song is epic and leaves no questions what are you up to! Thumbs up for Jason!
Hahaha play The Murder Train by the foreskins in HIMYM
Here's what I do:
Mid conversation…Just look into her eyes and stop talking…The pause is just long enough for her to notice it (this amplifies the tension)… Then say to her "May I kiss you?"…But maintain eye contact. It's a really romantic moment..never fails!!!
i thought you shouldn't need to ask permission to go in for a kiss. but it may be to let her know that its coming. i'm sort of confused, but i would just go in for it.
yeah you're a bitch if you're asking for a kiss…
Great article guys, but I have a question. What type of music is most appropriate? It is really you favorite songs, funny songs, "obvious not you favorite song I am just kidding and being fun songs", romantic, or coll song?
Dude you don't need to make her listen to a song that she actually likes , you do this just to give yourself the opportunity to come really close to her face . When she's close you can observe her body language (e.g eye contact frequency) and try and make your move for the kiss .
The song is really insignificant ;-D
Sweet article, thank guys
No! I didn't like the article, not because of the content(content is real good) but because you have previously taught us to approach and then you leave so many steps behind and just jump into the make out session of a date!
Anyways, I have made comments all over the project go discussion forum and articles…..you're all pretending these comments don't even exist! We need steps after approach! there still ARE steps to go before making out….. I've recently started to feel like you guys can only approach, nothing more!Thats fucked up!
Our articles have talked about approach, dealing with friends, even as going so far when planning your first date. So to be clear you want to know what happens after the approach but before the date?
And if she put out the earbud and just says, "Nice song! I like it." What should I do? Should I ask her to hear one more song and try my move or just let the date go on?
In this case, if your gut says to kiss her. Look her in the eyes, be a man & make out with her.
Business socks!
pretty good,, pretty good.. i like how you guys think
What if I uploaded the song doggy bounce by the crazy dogzz?-
Ok so I live with my parents because I'm going to college an I can't afford to move out how can I get a girl to sleep with me if I can't take her home?
You go to her house
Go to her house. Or, if you're confident enough to bring a girl to your house, then, do it.
Hey guys great article but how do we move into the make out just look her in the eyes and kiss her?
Yes.
As usual another great article. But I still can't seem to get over my bitch butterflies no matter what I do. Ive gone out at least once a week every week and I always bitch out. Please help.
Thanks,
Cam
There is no help for that. Just go talk to her and even tell her how nervous you are. Approach her before you start over-thinking things.
Start by looking the mirror and scream at the top of your lungs: I AM AMAZING. Keep going out, believe in yourself, and soon those bitch butterflies will go away.
thanks for the reply guys. Ill try again tomorrow.
Bro I had the something, but there comes a point were your like "you know I'm too hard on myself". So you just go for it, @ 1st your like "shit what am I doin" but once you get over the first hurdle. Your sweet Bro you feel like biggest baawwwsssss. Just gotta chuck yourself in there…….
Great article! But heres my situation. I moved to a new highschool this year and i really like this girl. Shes like you guys say my "perfect 8". But the problem is that shes a senior and im a junior. Should i approach her the same way i would normally? What do i say so she wont be creeped out?
-Carlos
Just approach her and tell her how you feel about her. If she gets
creeped out, move on. But if not, you already know what to do. I'm a
junior in HS too and I went up to a girl (junior) and her friends, asked
if I could talk to her, told her she was gorgeous, etc. etc., got her
number in the end.
Alright thanks for the advice. Will do just that tomorrow.
let us know how it goes
She was absent today. But ill do it tomorrow if she comes.
Hey simple pickup I'm a high school senior I'm out going and funny I can get numbers but not any pussy. Help!!! SOS
Because you're still a child and it's apparent by your goals
but.. but.. what if she said why dont you just use the speaker? T_T
hey if you really do get the iPhone 5 or just the new headphones, or hell any headphones, you can ask her to check out the quality of the sound. Or just be straight with her lol.
its probably a shit test and you should jus say some thing like "this way the music is more stimulating mentally and closer to your heart"
Honestly SP, I'd rather watch a video because I'm too lazy to focus my eyes, read, and scroll
Ur obviously stupid. Just read the damn article, stop being lazy.
and thats why you masturbate
Thank you so much keep posting articles and make more vids
What up bawses:
An article on 'God Mode' would be very helpful.
Also on how to turn a friend into a lover, best gifts for a girl, calling or texting?
And we need a part 2 for Simple tips: How to pick up girls in class
Hope u consider this, y'all are the shit
Thx
I totally agree. Those are all on the top of my list for you guys. Keep up the awesome shit you guys do on project go. I'm also wondering when you guys are coming out with additional content on project go, for those who are serious about pick up and are willing to pay extra for the invaluable information you guys share. Thx guys.
Ok, before going out with a hot girl, should I ingrain myself with positive thinking (convince myself that things will work out perfectly) or should I look forward to failing?
Please reply SP
Think positive, but expect failure. Eg, girl goes away, plenty more where that came from. At end of night and still no chick, think 'I'll just try again tomorrow."
As the famous Marxist, Antonio Gramsci, once said, 'Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.'
I am definitely going to add this to my routine. Hope I can find a chance to try it out sometime soon.
Genius
"The Climb" it is!!
Nice technique man haha
Will it work with other songs, or just "The Climb"?
Any song you want to share.
What if she relly gets into the song because my music is just that much more badass than hers.
Extra bonus challenge: After make-out, confess you read this on the internet and planned this move deliberately
i did this today, i'm almost sure it was going well, the sad part is that she doesn't apreciate metallica :/
I went with "Party in the USA" instead. But no matter what, it has to be a miley song
Im gonna be like:
Me: There is a cool song I want you to listen to*Pull out your iPhone with your earbuds*Her: What song?Me: It’s one of my favorites, Ozzy Osbourne Bark at The MoonHer: Hahah, what?Me: Just listen the solo
does it has to be an iphone?
does comment has be posted with grammar bad?
The climb is now number 1 on iTunes.
You mean Earpods? right? the new apple earpods? because some earpods can be put in both ears.
It’s going to be finish of mine day, except before end I am reading this enormous article to improve my experience.