There’s a girl standing in front of you.
10 seconds ago she was quickly walking past, on some sort of mission. You thought her ass looked AMAZING in those booty shorts, so you stopped her and told her she had nice… eyes. Congratulations. You now have her attention. You introduce yourself, she introduces herself – all is well in the world of polite formalities.
But now what?
She’s still standing in front of you. The fact that you have NO clue what to say begins to sink in. You look at her expectantly. Isn’t she supposed to say something?
Sorry! I gotta run. I’m late for a class. You’re sweet though!
Wait.
That’s not what she’s supposed to say. Fuck. She’s leaving now. You roll your eyes so hard that you can see your brain. Speaking of eyes, hers were beautiful. That amazing ass fades off into the distance. You’re annoyed and slightly angry so you go home, spitefully jerk off and pass out. Yeah. That’ll show her.
If you’re tired of self-induced orgasms, keep reading.
With most girls you talk to, you’re going to need to carry the conversation initially.
Here’s a short list of things you can IMMEDIATELY bring up.
1) Say her name. It’ll make her wet.
Girls love hearing their name. Why do you think they ask you to say it during sex?
Saying her name a few times during the conversation accomplishes a couple things: First of all, it’ll make her more comfortable with you. You’re technically a complete stranger, so saying her name a few times will open her up. I’ve had many girls tell me they were immediately comfortable with me. Why? Because I immediately addressed them by their name. Booyah.
Secondly, if you’re like me, remembering a person’s name usually results in an epic-fail. I can’t count how many times I’ve given the, “I can remember faces, but not names” bullshit. However, by repeating a person’s name throughout a conversation will help hammer it into your mind.
2) Talk about your dog’s asshole.
Seriously… but not seriously. Kinda. I’ll explain:
Talk about your passions. You have passions. Even if you think you don’t. I’m going to use the term “passion” loosely. The scope of your passion is irrelevant. You can be passionate about anything: the prolific works of Carl Sagan to the dingleberries in your dog’s asshole. For this example, let’s focus on the latter.
Last night, the main gem in my conversational repertoire was my dog’s ass-poop dilemma. Girls fell in love with this topic. Is it because all girls secretly love dog feces? Perhaps… but the more likely answer lies in my passion. In that moment I GENUINELY was passionate about my dog shit. I could have been talking about anything. As long as you convey a high level of passion, she’ll keep listening.
By the end of the night I went home with the girl and also solved my puppy’s poop problem. Epic win.
Remember: If YOU are passionate about it, THEY will be passionate about it.
3) Mention the absurdity of the situation.
Let’s be honest, approaching a girl in the middle of a busy day is odd. What would a socially intelligent guy do? He would charismatically verbalize the oddness. It can be as simple as:
I can’t believe I just dropped what I was doing to say hi to you… What have you done to me woman?!
[Insert coy smile]
[Profit]
4) Make statements.
There’s a commonly held belief that going into “interview mode” when hitting on a girl is tantamount to talking about the weather. That’s bullshit… talking about the weather is perfectly fine. But repeatedly asking interview questions sucks herpes dick… unless…
*drumroll*
You turn them into statements!
Turn normal interview questions into statements instead. But why do this? Because making a guess about something instead of asking is more fun. The conversation is immediately interesting. Take a look at these examples:
Interview Questions vs Statements
“What kind of food do you like?” → “Hm.. you seem like someone who would love Italian food” “What do you do for a living?” → “Let me guess… you’re a makeup artist” “Can you deep throat?” → “You have dick sucking lips”
You might want to wait for the first date on that last one.
Go ahead and try it yourself. Think of a few questions and quickly turn them into statements. Voila! Congrats! It doesn’t take a rhetoric major to figure out.
There You Go…
You now have a few things to fall back on if your mind completely blanks. Get out there. Don’t be deterred if you don’t get the hang of it right away. Success stems from repeated failure. And your failures aren’t really failures. They’re faiLOLures. ‘Cuz they’re funny… See what I did there?
Fumble, fail and eventually fornicate.
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If you hesitate, you masturbate.
These guys are bosses. Fucking simple as that.
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thank god you posted this cuz i was having so much problems talking to the hot sexy ladies.
bitch butterflyes…dammn!!
Wow! Thanks a lot
I got a new question!
"you know when I stop girls to talk to them, most of them get scared on that first 5 seconds of interaction which makes a huge bad impact on the rest of interaction. more than half of them loose the scariness after i talk for a few sentences. but still there are those who stay very scared(Asian Culture!) till the end of interaction.
and I always stop them at the maximum gentle level.
but they still get scared…
Is there any suggestions from you guys on that FIRST SENTENCE to stop a girl with less probability of her getting all scared and stuff? "
real heros you guys! :X
tell them dont be scared or ill kill yyou
Yo can go with some kind of paper or anything towards her and say: "excuse me, do you know where I can find… neah I just wanted to meet you, you are cute."
Keep it up guys! These are really helping us guys!
whats the best way to approach a girl in a mall?
same way u would anywhere, just "hi, your absolutely gorgeous and i had to say something to u, im _______, wats your name?"
Please keep making these articles, they help so much, in ways that videos can't at times
Thanks for all the effort you put into this guys.
I went out on daygames for 3 days, it was my first time, so I could only get a girl's facebook, while also learning the fact that she had started a relationship 3 days earlier. Then while I was casually surfing on a different platform , something more cyber, while using the same techniques about being yourself and not giving a fuck and being blunt, I met a cute girl who I'm now inviting to my house on her birthday, giggity giggity.
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty. I'm going to use these advices as soon as I can
Fucking good for you Rob, you've gone and done it.
can you guys make one article aday if you have a lot of ideas… because i'm planning on reading them all…
i may not have a life but i have videos to check out
Hey 305. We're actually going to be posting once a week. I believe on Wednesdays.
hey simple pick up, i went out the other day and got two numbers because of you guys! one of them was fake i think but i swear she seemed interested and the other shes coming back in a month so its not bad but its a start, you guys helped me heaps!
thanks
failure is okay. being a pussy is not
thank you man made me laugh and good advise
hi pickup master(lol) u say u make new video evry week but im w8 for somthing like 2 week and u didnt post any new video and i realy wanna watch your video they amazing
btw
i public it on israel so u will have more fan
you guys are my heroes keep doing what you're doing PEACE from australia
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LOL !! makeup artist !!!
I'm loving this shitt
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Im a filipino, and almost 98% of guys here in the philippines are the "usual" guys who's doin the usual stuff. But after reading your blogs and watching all your vids, im happy to be one of the 2%. Thanks lot! Keep posting helpful stuffs.
hey bro, im also a filipino. usual guys like me say usual stuff in an unusual way to pickup.
just saying that 2% of the guys here doesn't have to be as fabulous as Piolo Pascual (local celeb), men here just need to grow a pair like the both of us.
props to the guys of simple pickup for keeping the boys from fapping.
Just googled Piolo Pascual and he actully looks like Jason OMG
so how am i suppose to exactly transition from asking her name to "Talk about your passions." ?
you're not writing a script for a movie. have a conversation.
" hey im Tom, nice to meet you. I like to…. its my passion"…… lot of girls say "so what ?" or "and ?" and i have a pause, but still can pickup her. What i should to say, when she say something like that….
you're thinking too hard
i can take her number, kiss/sex because of you simple pickup
but i wanna talk to her with no problems, it will be simple ;D
this is awesome,not only did i learn something new,i laughed my ass off too
keep at it player
Nigga this is how WE do it
can you post on pickup women in transportation like buses or train?please
Can you guys make a video how to deal with cockblocks? I tried to pick up this chick the other day at an anime convention, and I got cockblock by her friend. What happened was I ask the cockblock nicely if I could have a minute with this cute girl, so I isolate the cute girl to the side for a minute. Not even a minute in, the cockblock blocked me, how do you guys deal with this?
Hey, if you don't mind me giving you a tad bit of advice, I totally know where you're coming from. Of course I have used the same tactic before and the cockblock did the same thing to me. However, I modified what they taught us to fit the situation. In some instances you can do as you did, which is isolate the chick so you can go in for the kill. But just like they said in one of the videos, the cockblock is going to come so you have to work at a pretty fast pace. But anyways, what I did in your situation was work faster than the cockblock. Try this, I told her I was busy but I really thought she was adorable so I asked for her number first. Then I got to know her until the cockblock came and since I said I was already busy, giving her back to her friend was a piece of cake. By telling her that I was already busy did two things: it let her know that I thought highly enough of her that I would make time just to get to know her, and it let her know that the interaction would be rather brief. This method worked for me.
in this case the cockblock works really fast, how do you fix that?
In case you have not received a solution, this is how I would handle a fast cockblock. Just like I mentioned before, if the cockblock is persistent and good after you have addressed her or them, then focus all of your game on the one you want. However you will have to separate the one you desire away from the herd. Do this by asking for permission from the group to take their friend away from them. And by asking for permission you turn the request into a statement like they taught us. This is how my usual conversations go with the fast cockblock:
Me: Ok, listen I know this is weird but I saw you guys as I was walking past and noticed your (sexy, cute, adorable) friend here and I had to come meet her. (Introductions)CockBlock: Thats nice but we're busy, sorry./She has a boyfriend./We're just trying to have fun tonight./That's my little sister!Me: Look give me five minutes, not even, she's (you're) just going to step over here with me, I have to get to know her (you).**As you say this line take her hand and gently move off to the side with her, far enough to create privacy but within eyesight of the group as to not spook her or her friends. Also you're asking for permission and telling them what is going to happen in that one statement.This is what I like to remember, an old quote from my high school history class: Divide and Conquer. One thing I noticed was that girls are a lot and I mean a lot easier to approach once they have been separated from the group. Think of yourself like a wolf and the girl like a sheep, separate then attack. Once separated then because of the fast cockblock work backwards. Do this by getting the number asap, within the first minute or so. It doesn't always work if it is done wrong but I usually state how I went out of my way and stopped what I was doing because of her beauty or something of that sort. Then I tell her I thought to myself that I had to get her number and get to know her. Then I get her number and get to know her afterwards. Right after you get her number, cram in as much of an interaction as you can because the cockblock is coming, if it is going well try to go for the meet up right then and there, if it is going really well take your chance for an instant date. Cockblock defeated.
I had the same problem yesterday, i was actually making out with this girl and her friend grabbed her from behind and pulled her away. I've found it helps to be really nice to the cockblock from the start (you can usually tell who the cockblock is straight away) and then ask her for a minute with her friend. Of course,yesterday it kinda backfired but hey.
I'm not sure if it is the area I live in or me but I need some advice. So I'm black and I really have a thing for white chicks, well all chicks, but I've been seeing some really cute white chicks and I am having trouble bagging them. See I live in the deep South and I'm not a thug nor do I look or dress like one but my fellow African Americans in this area do. AND IM NOT TRYING TO USE RACE AS AN EXCUSE, I know it doesn't matter and I really think that it is my game that needs tweaking. But the only reason I brought up race is because many of the white chicks around here are skeptical of getting intimate with a black guy even if they really like me. See I use all the methods you guys put out and works perfectly (Thanks, big time). With any race of girls I am able to charm them and get their numbers. However after the interaction whenever I text them to get to know them better, it only lasts about 2 days before I get into the "scheduled texting" (where you text them every two days or weeks or whatever). So I'm wondering, is it me or has my luck just been bad in this area? I'm flawless with blacks and hispanics but the white chicks seem difficult. Would really like some tips because I really want a white chick on my team. Lol.
This article is very good! Keep it up guys!
Also, consider adding a "print this article/save as pdf" button.
And make the comments appear all together. It's annoying to have to press the button so many times, in order to see all the comments
this article made my dick hard.
What if your fat
if your fat loose weight! or..? Show confidence in that, notice with kong that he makes jokes about his penis being small to re-leave tension (comic relief) he lightly jokes about himself making him seem more down to earth while also reaffirming hes Asian and doesn't give a fuck. BUT don't continuously bag on your self it will make you seem insecure. I know because i was 215 now im 180
and i constantly hit on girls lol
Where's the article of How to pick up without saying a word? You guys took it down? Why?
Brilliant!
The creators of simplepickup should get more into details with this one topic. Like for example they should give a small list of different things to say right after saying hi and asking her name. I would believe most guys would want that list created. Would this be possible to create or at least sent to me? Thank You!
If such list was created, you would sound VERY mechanical when you talk to girls. Women can sense this right away, unless you're a really good actor.
The best thing to do is to go out and try things for yourself. Fail as many times as you can, because that's the path to success. That way, you'll learn what works for you best, instead of reciting a script everytime you talk yo a girl.
I'm 18 and have now experience, I'm shy as f*** and don't know wat to do. I'm going to a festival in a few days. Do you guys have some tips or advice for aproging or somthing else for me please.
This worked for me when I had my first year at college. Tell yourself that if you don't speak anyone, no one will speak to you, you will be alone at this festival, leaning on a wall by yourself. You will become the worst possible scenario.
Be honest with yourself.
Trust me, when you're honest about the consequences, everything comes naturally. You put yourself in this mindset, where it's okay to not be outgoing. You're still making friends and meeting cute girls, right? Wrong man.
When you put yourself in a situation where the passing of your genetic material is at stake, and you tell yourself that your going to hit 0% competitiveness, your subconscious will take over. You just gotta scoop up what little courage you have, drop that wall you built up, and let your subconscious do its thing.
Naturally, your body will fight for you to talk to people if put in this situation, at least that's how it was for myself and a few of my close friends.
Even if you look like a complete ass when talking to everyone, you'll still end up looking better than just being that antisocial quiet guy.
Good luck.
Thanks I'll try it out. But I'll be dronk for 60% of the time sowe that wil help me out to.
first of all, watch all their videos and second of all, u mentioned ur going to a festival which equals noise and distraction so if ur shy and not rlly secure yet but want to approach a girl at that festival then i suggest you find a relaxed place during the show ( somewhere where u can actually hear what the girl says ), talk about the festival: who she came with, where shes from, if she likes it, does she often go to this kind of shows, and dont always ask, turn them into statements as fact 4) of this article says. and duddeee, just act confident: nice dressed, slow and clear speech, smile, lean on something if u feel awkward when ur standing or put one hand into ur pocket if u play with them while nervous, or get a drink in one hand, and u can get her one too. remember that you shouldnt care about her not being interested in your approach because u will probably never see that girl again so why the fuck should u care. but.. u might see her again if you do approach her and just relax and have fun and get the number. hope this helps
Thanks. I did see all there vids but I stil needed some extra intel. Like you just give me.
Fantastic article, lads. Please keep them coming.
Recently i used the hand holding pickup..you know the one where you pretend that you can read her palm and then later you say you just wanted to hold her hand..anyway while i was rambling about what does her palm "say"
SHE interupted me and said..thats not how you do it! Then she explained me what do the lines of the palm "mean"
Long story short that was the most embarasing night of my life..and yeah i'm dating her for 2 weeks now ..u jelly
Nice. Keep the articles coming.
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Good addition to the site. Keep it up.
Definitely being explicitly direct about your intentions can work, no doubt. Personally, being verbally overt about my intent is not really my style. I like being more implicit, especially through my nonverbal communication – whether it's through eye contact or touch. But that's just me. Different strokes for different folks.
especially number 3 is what I always fall back on. if your mind's still blank after that it's mostly enough to get the number real quick and walk away, but it's not enough for a conversation or a deep connection or something… Imma think about the dog poo
Great work guys. I will definitely read more of these. Please keep posting.
Interesting read
Saying their names instead of nicknames (what friends do at school) you not just make them wet but they know that you are not like the others. Say it
S L O W L Y
Really worked for me with my current girlfriend at school.
Awesome lads!
Great advice
I dont usually have a problem talking to random strangers, especially girls, but I certainly did learn a few things. Thanks a lot!
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Good Pick up
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The worst thing at pick up form me is to GO. Then it's probably okey but I just can't GO to this girls. I picked ip 2 girls at the same time. It was my only pickup. I got their numbers and now I can't make myself approach the girl.
It sucks.
I would love to go on bootcamp, but I'm only 15 and I'm from Poland.
So If you can give me any advice, pleas do it…
you should motivate yourself to do it, if you are still nervous you should go and start the conversation without thinking of it. just like if you dive into the pool, you know what you are doing but yo don't think about what may happen later or if the water is cold, you better just do it.
i'm 15 too and i'm from argentina, i have the same problem but i try to do this, it works a lot and it brings me true confidence mostly when i get rejected.
maybe there's a time some girl just doesnt like you from the moment she met you. I hardly have any problem with girls opening up to me, but in some cases… it's like impossible! In my pickup, once they respond to my statements with short sentence, I can tell that they don't like me. I try to confirm it 3 times with statements and jokes and chicks usually dig it but in the impossible cases, they are just there look annoyed. I wonder how do one make a come back from that. I got successful pickups and it's giving me more confidence but then these impossible girls just have to appear out of nowhere and bring me down… please help
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Just the best on the net. Thank You!
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im not gonna lie, this was good
Real Talk i was always pretty content with my looks and had little insecurities but i always had a fear of talking to random girls and would usually get them through someone else or through a situation where we had to talk to each other but after watching your videos over the last 3 days I've gotten 10 numbers and I wont lie most of them had boyfriends but i still big myself up for getting the numbers anyway. so in a nutshell im just saying thank you. you guys are my role models
This article was very informative. I just have one question and it may be "simple" to you guys, so please add/criticize. So there is a cute girl walking in the cafe in college, and sits at a table all alone far from other students and the time of day is the morning. How would you guys approach? Easy right? I was thinking about saying "I came over to tell you that you are adorable, and if you'd like I can keep you company?" or "I had to leave a conversation i was having with my friend to meet you, hi my name is…" ( sounds better idk). Should i offer coffee as well? breakfast maybe? Thank you.
I'd say just ask her, be honest, confident and RANDOM!!! That's what I think, hope the "masters" would agree w me too!
start walkin towards her in a way that you have somethin to actually tell/ask her.. then just bump into somethin(anythin..even dry air) and spill your drink.. (u must be holdin one) all over her(preferably over the head.. ) try to act like it was just a terrible terrible accident.. then run away immediately
If I'm passionate about video games, and the video games topic was just accidentially as my random topic to talk to the girl, what would she behave, react???
Bro as long as you are confident in what you are saying and you have that passion, she will be willing to listen, i loved this article
if i can say it in a way and not sound too demandin.. i will
as barney says it best "when i'm sad, i stop bein sad and be awesome instead"
now here's what i actually wanna ask..
there r sometimes(most of the times) when u ( i ) feel really bored and sad(kinda) and there r those other times(very rare) when u ( i ) feel awesome and stimulated kinda pumped up state(im not talkin bout bein high here) and u feel like u r on the top of the world and u can literally do anythin u want(anyFUCKINthing).. so how do i be in such a mind set or in a pumped up kinda state more often? u guise have some kinda secret a formula for that?
I have the same prob as you. The first solution is to get enough sleep. Second, I've found watching a fave film or TV program, or listening to music I like, helps me feel very on top. I've heard that looking at porn just before you go out to catch babes helps get you in the mood, so you might want to try that aswell.
how about a long list some time in the future
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LOL why would i make a statement about her having dick sucking lips? That is the worst advice i've ever heard. Rest of the article is good though.
Buddy, have you Ever heard about sacasm ? No ? … Allright i'm sorry
By the way, forgeting the girl's name is NO BIG DEAL. Really. As long as you don't make a big something out of it, as long as you and your not werbal language won't even notice. I'm not some kind pick up master, just a normal guy, but I can assure – forgeting the name is not always epic fail.
Egzapmle – recently I pickd up a girl and I told her I'll call her Ewelina (polish name) becouse I think It's good name for her. She said ok.
At summer i met another girl and gave her a nickname and she gave a nickname to me. We did not even knew our true names which was quite mysterious and romantic. Try it.
Anyway this webside is useful, thanks for all the articles.
A problem with this is even if i talk about something i am passionate about, it usually leads to a girl being uninterested in me. Say for example, I met this girl in school and shes super cute, I'm a complete nerd and thats cool with me. But when i talk about how I like school and learning and all that crap, she starts to get uninterested. Even when I talk about something im passionate about, because they dont relate to it, they get uninterested in me..
Bgl9010 Dude i think you gotta keep trying, girls like intelligent guys.
But like it says above you can make anything your passion even when its not
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"Fumble, fail, and eventually fornicate."
That is genius I must say.
well we need to love and care for one another
what i just read actually made me do that.And i got this sexy girl and her boobs are soooo sexy and she is soooo nude and her ass is sooo sexy [ i love her boobs more+her body] thank you for showing me this easier type of way.
fapping to facebook pictures does not count, mittens
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hey any girls there i want to fuck your boobs and your lovely sexy body.
try sexing your girlfriend on the bed it feels soooo good when her sexy body touches yours.I tried it and i started loving sexing on the bed with my sexy girlfriend[i say she is a sexy girlfriend because she is skinny and sexy]. ; }
Dude please shut your mouth
Your three comments are painfully hard to read
I feel sorry for your mother
my wife was giving me a blow job, and then, I shot my cum straight up in dat bitches mouth, hahahahaha!
essentially you want to talk in a confident manner but also be fun and passionate about what you're talking about.
right?
If I talked about dog's poop, you really think she would get wet because of that topic?
yes
I don't get #2 and #3.
never mind
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i found this website a week ago and had read the articles several times. Always had problems with meeting new people in bars/clubs and everywhere. I could've been dancing and drinking for hours, and just ignore the most beautiful girl in the club which was dancing on my left, with my friends on the right. Mostly nervous saying Hi to strangers, and thinking about what they would think if a stranger comes up without reason. After reading this week i went to a festival yesterday with 4 friends.
I completely understand the term "God Mode" now. It was so sick, and i was basically introducing myself to everyone that passed my way. Boys and Girls, chatting a bit, laughing, made jokes and the most fun i ever had while going out. It was so great to "Dont Give a Fuck" and walk inside groups of unknown people, just talking, joking and introducing to one or two people, seeing the other guys and girls get so curious that they came over and introduced themselve as well..
I also met people which didn't like it, at one point i walked into a group of four ladies and complimented one of those. They weren't interested at all and maybe i scared them a bit with my straight forward approach. Or maybe they found me ugly or something. I asked that girls if they want me to leave, and they said yes, so i backed the fuck down, concentrating on other girls and groups which liked my behaviour.
I talked and danced with a couple of beautiful girls, kissed some cheek, but had no further action. Start with basics, and learn to handle this. Your website pulled me upon a new dimension! Thx for that..