Disney Pick Up Lines

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Disney characters are cute and cuddly. Watch Simple Pickup get the numbers of many hot girls when using their Disney pick up lines

Lines used (in order):
1. Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.
2. I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.
3. My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.
4. You know what really sucks? I have crabs, it's A Bug's Life.
5. You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.
6. Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
7. Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.
8. Let's go... let's go to Infinity & Beyond.
9. Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The Stone
10. Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.
11. Hi Ho.
12. What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?
13. I lie because they used to call me the Lion King
14. What is this, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
15. I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story
16. Alladin a pastry as well.
17. Do you remember my name? You Don't? You Dumbo.
18. You're my Cindrella, Ella,
19. My Vagina is super wet right now.
20. I can study anatomy with you. I want to get my Winnie up the Pooh.
21. You've got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is.
22. It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.
23. Sleeping Beauty.
24. Up! Up! Up!
25. Can you feel the love tonight.
26. Saw you sleeping on the ground like Pocahontas


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